The very wise and learned Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, his publisher (Magic Lamp Press) does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned California PacoimaUniversity.com, allegedly the San Fernando Valley’s second foremost online school.
The good doctor currently resides in room 37-c at Thailand’s economical Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks during his public appearances.
After recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen’s Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man’s Show.
Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return. His latest three books are now available:
Phone Sex Manual: New book shows how you can make more
than $100/hour working from your home
Female-to-English Dictionary: a Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female
Thought Process
Meeting Women: A
Comprehensive System for Making the Acquaintance of New Females in any
Situation
Porno Production: How
to Produce Your Own Low-Budget Porno Movie
Disclaimer:
The opinions expressed by Dr. Shoveen in his books do not reflect the opinions or policies of the publishing company that releases his books - Magic Lamp Press.
Readers of these books are hereby forewarned that Doctor Shoveen may have a tendency to exhibit unorthodox opinions and policies as to the place of females in our great society.